Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.

1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022

Well Bill

Used whenever a conclusive decision regarding a matter of debate has been reached

Man #1: "So regarding the lamp, its not going to be moved.
Man #2: I can't argue with you anymore, its your house.
Man #1: Well Bill, its Settled then.

by A Simple Observer March 19, 2024

Well done, Hardy

People who think they did something when it's not.

ps: Can be used while clapping sarcastically.

A: *bragging about how he yelled at his teacher in front of people and thinking he looked cool*
B: Well done, Hardy!

by lexleen February 07, 2020

Damn well

used to highlight a point, particularly when the speaker is furious.

I told you three times not to touch that vase! You damn well better clean up this mess before I lose my temper!

by Arminkshipper July 07, 2024

well word

To say that you agree to something.

We going to the club, well word!

by Kdenman December 07, 2016

craig wells

Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.

That ugly creature is very craig wells.
You dont want to look like a craig wells.

by Slimstacy June 25, 2017

Well iJosh

A xbox faggot how thinks they’re cool when they’re actually just a random gay boy

“stop being such a f***ing WIJ (well ijosh)

by SenkiBenki January 29, 2022