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One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012
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STD weeks

dude literally during STD weeks i went wild
by heyoooooooooo December 15, 2017
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Earth Week

It occus at every month in the last week. Transportation and factories production is halted in order to heal the earth.
“Wow it seems even America is joining to participate in Earth Week!”
by STOP_CLIMATECHANGE November 14, 2020
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Beef week

When someone is on their period.
Man, there's an iron smelling musk in the air. It must be beef week.
by Neeneejeejee April 11, 2024
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Ark Week

Een week waarbij Ark Survival Evolved full time gespeeld wordt.
Ik heb echt zin in ark week!
by Mr Ark Week October 1, 2025
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soup of the week

when you are having sex with a girl and you puke inside her mouth, preferably when she isn't expecting it
oh man I gave her the soup of the week last night
by sdwdad December 6, 2024
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Perfect Work Week

Have sex with 5 different women in 5 consecutive days, one each day.
Jack is on his way to a perfect work week, 4 down now, all he needs is Friday.
by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018
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