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Rich Wanker Syndrome

When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.
Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?
by LegalEagality February 23, 2023
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Wanker

An individual that in this case is thought to be very kind and generous
Look at that wanker over there” or “Oi you little wanker
by BlakeWWFC February 24, 2023
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wigga wanker

someone with an absolute whale of a cock, and loves to go around and wank anyone they get the chance to.
"omg that guy is such a wigga wanker"
by DIG BICK 8008135 March 14, 2023
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Anchor Wanker

A term used to define a sea cadet in UK
Air cadet: "look at that anchor wanker!"
Army cadet: "how could you want to be one of those?"
by Shing9778 June 11, 2024
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full-kit wanker

A guy wear the full kit of a football club in every day non-sports related situations, including socks.
Rick is wear the full Ajax kit. Rick is a full-kit wanker.
by tomsal June 15, 2024
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Wanker

One of the go-to phrases of Billy Butcher from The Boys. It is used mostly when shit happens or Butcher wants to curse someone. In the third episode of the TV series, Butcher sends a gift to his bastard son Ryan, the word "Wanker" transformed from a vulgar curse into a secret only known between the father and son.
"Don't be a Wanker." Illegible handwriting
"Wanker!" Butcher to his imaginary self (The persona is a friend from the mission but Butcher left him to die in a shit hole)
by Arthur.zhang July 19, 2024
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Flag wanker

Someone who holds up a flag that blocks the view of the stage for people standing behind them.
He could only see half the stage because of some flag wanker waving his stupid flag and blocking his view.
by Crack ed 25 April 18, 2025
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