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by koolcid633 June 4, 2017
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TWITTER

An acronym for 'That Website Infamous for Timely Textual Expressions by Randos' (sometimes referred to as x.com). Yes, the place where everyone is an expert on everything.
Me: Did you see the news on TWITTER?
Then: You mean x.com
Me: I said what I said
by meteoridian June 26, 2024
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Twitter

A cesspool of shit where people get so offended by something so pointless that it becomes a problem for society.

If you use Twitter, here's a great tip for you that'll prevent you from being a piece of shit

Listen to Pink Guy's song titled "STFU"
When Kpop fans and other undesirable people realise Joji is Filthy Frank, they lose their dignity and they start spewing out things like "#canceljoji"

Twitter should be erased off the internet. It is ruining society and it is stopping human evolution.
by Lei Feng August 24, 2021
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Twitter Stickers

Twitter Stickers are another name for a bumper stickers. They both convey an opinion in a minimum of words.
Me: Omg - that's hilarious - look at that guy's bumper sticker.
Him: What does it say:
Me: It says, "How am I driving? How does a car really work?. How does a loving God allow such much pain."
Him: Well we certainly knows where he stands. Bumper stickers - the original twitter!

Me. They're twitter stickers
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 24, 2020
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Twitter

Where god doesn’t exist and every word you say is a slur
Hey guys, have you been in Twitter?
Nah man, Twitter sucks ass
by Mrsymphony April 12, 2021
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Twitter Twilight Zone

A zone of unreality and imagination , where every person and ideology exists , and they all hate you
Man that ideology doesn't exist dude , it's just a Twitter Twilight Zone.
by Tzeentch June 17, 2020
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Stan Twitter

Videos that are seemingly "aesthetic", "family-friendly", and "enjoyable" to watch. Sometimes people go to the darkest, deepest sites on the Internet just for "entertainment purposes only".
omg, have you seen the latest Stan Twitter videos today?

Stan Twitter isn't for kids sometimes, guys.
by mewndanemeat October 9, 2022
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