by Aly n loz October 16, 2021
Get the Turtle gang mug.When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.
Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.
by Slyforawhiteguy November 22, 2021
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Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.
No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?
by LtChaser December 14, 2021
Get the turtle beef mug.a ban thats always there for everyone. but dont be fooled, because under all the innocent exterior, lies the stinkiest creature on this planet
sam: have you seen turtle ban#3782?
nic: no, they've been studying physics for 14 hrs and havent taken a shower in 2 months
nic: no, they've been studying physics for 14 hrs and havent taken a shower in 2 months
by samen<3 March 13, 2022
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Get the turtle gang mug.An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.
by vapegodalbert April 22, 2022
Get the turtle-eenie-weenie mug.Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.
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