Turd Vertigo

The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.

Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.

Also known as "Turdigo".

I can't get up off the toilet, I must have turd vertigo.

by njjg June 2, 2011

Turd Blinkers

The single minded focus of someone who really, really has to take a crap.

Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!

Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on

by ArrV April 1, 2011

Turd Hurdler

A person who lazy, unorganized, and messy. One who just throws anything and everything where ever and is content with leaving it there.(i.e. 'throws shit everywhere')

Person 1: "I hear you guys got a new mechanic in the shop"

Person 2: " Sure did, his name is Marshall"

Person 1: "Same guy who worked over in Byers"

Person 2: "Yep, what you know"

Person 1: " Good luck, he used to be my old roommate, dudes a turd hurdler "

Person 2: "Well crap, just got rid one those"

by BeanBuddy86 August 11, 2016

TURD CLAYMORE

when you take two carefully laid logs on each side of the toilet seat and slam the lid.

Dude I'm not cleaning that someone did a turd claymore in there!

by Arcaneos510 September 11, 2020

Shanked a turd

When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.

Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.

by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020

turd blaster

A person who spend a lot of time in the toilet at work

Person 1: "Hey where's the turd blaster again?"
Person 1: "He's turd blastin a shatapult"

by r3r3.omfg May 28, 2016

service turd

Waiter or waitress with a very bad attitude and or service

Man, our waitress at the spaghetti factory was a total service turd!

by Happykitty66 July 26, 2016