butt turd

a name that you can call out as an insult to friends or family.

Guy: hahah! I beat you! You suck!
Girl: Ugh, you butt turd!

by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

clay turd

A thick, sticky turd with the consistency of clay. Usually ends up stuck in the hairs between your buttcheeks and takes forever to clean up.

Oh no, I just went for quick shit but it turned out to be a clay turd!

by ahwitab June 1, 2015

Turd Knacker

A definition that my 4 year old son made up for someone who could be considered a "Deusch bag".

Jeremy sure thinks he is super cool. What a turd knacker.

by xannixon September 9, 2010

Turkey turds

It is grill appetizer with a slice of chicken, cream cheese, and a piece of jalapeno all wrapped in bacon. They are called turkey turds because they look like a turkey dropping once cooked.

Lets make some turkey turds for the barbeque tonight.

by Polar007 October 28, 2012

Turd weasel

A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.

We must have a turd weasel under the sink, I see all the droppings.

by Bufort T Cockles October 29, 2018

Turd burglar

A person you do not particularly like who you have a suspicion burgles turds

Oi Dolan
Ye

Dude ur a turd burglar
Gooby pleaz

by Buttorange101 February 24, 2018

Turd Kohlhepp

A piece of shit from South Carolina, who killed many people

Turd Kohlhepp is serving 7 life sentences

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 10, 2021