string turd

a turd that must be physically removed by a hair that protrudes
Mikey: Yo I had to pull my turd out by a piece of hair this morning!
Derek: Now thats what we call a string turd my friend...
by logandaman0809 June 28, 2022
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turd literate

Slang for someone who knows their shit.
He is definitely a most turd literate guy!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
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clay turd

A thick, sticky turd with the consistency of clay. Usually ends up stuck in the hairs between your buttcheeks and takes forever to clean up.
Oh no, I just went for quick shit but it turned out to be a clay turd!
by ahwitab May 29, 2015
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Shanked a turd

When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.
Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.
by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020
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Turd Vertigo

The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.

Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.

Also known as "Turdigo".
I can't get up off the toilet, I must have turd vertigo.
by njjg May 09, 2011
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murder turd

When someone is experiencing opioid- induced constipation to the extent death is likely.
I heard Elvis died from murder turd.
by Murder turd May 17, 2016
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Herb Turd

The aftermath of emotionally displeasing a male Herbert. A Herb Turd is an irrational response to a seemingly ordinary situation. The Herb Turd can be identified by unfriendly behaviour, faceblocking and the establishment of ancedotal chinese whispers.
Person 1: I tried to contact Herbert via Facebook the other day but he was gone from my friends list

Person 2: Man, you totes got faceblocked. Thats a Herb Turd right there, and believe me, that shit sticks.
by HighLevelDisinfectant April 28, 2011
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