The aftermath of emotionally displeasing a male Herbert. A Herb Turd is an irrational response to a seemingly ordinary situation. The Herb Turd can be identified by unfriendly behaviour, faceblocking and the establishment of ancedotal chinese whispers.
Person 1: I tried to contact Herbert via Facebook the other day but he was gone from my friends list
Person 2: Man, you totes got faceblocked. Thats a Herb Turd right there, and believe me, that shit sticks.
Person 2: Man, you totes got faceblocked. Thats a Herb Turd right there, and believe me, that shit sticks.
by HighLevelDisinfectant April 28, 2011
The long knife that one uses to cut up with their turds in order for them to be flushed down the toilet.
by Intmd8er March 30, 2015
When the turds splurge everywhere.
shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.
I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((
shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.
I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((
by Horsecockgod1994 May 02, 2020
by Happykitty66 March 15, 2016
When a hen holds poop so long it comes out the size of an egg. When you catch yourself trying to say turkey instead of chicken and say turd chicken. Bad fried chicken.
by ViciousValley September 21, 2023
these children are a turd herd.
by pussy destroyer 15 April 05, 2017
by bonjangelz April 11, 2011