Turd burglar

Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.

"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache

by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021

Turd Tethered

When your brown snake is halfway out your back door, and the phone rings in the other room.

I would have answered the phone a minute ago, but I was turd tethered.

by ima_inspect_her_gadgets November 27, 2011

Fish turd

A tobacco blunt with very little weed in it, appearing very skinny, similar to a fish turd.

Bruh, we only have one gram left, and I don't wanna be smoking on a fish turd for the rest of the night.

by bepis with no b May 9, 2018

Turd burglar

One that sneaks into bathrooms and harvests an unflushed piece of human feces for later consumption.

Your uncle can’t pick you up from school he isn’t allowed within 100 feet of the school because he’s a turd burglar.

by Cumsack198 May 4, 2022

turd splurge

When the turds splurge everywhere.

shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.

I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((

"Dude, I'm gonna cause a TURD SPLURGE !!"

"Awesome man, I turded in ur butthole last night !"

by Horsecockgod1994 May 1, 2020

Waddling turd

This insult is usually aimed at people of different ethnicity (preferably fat pakis). They are referred to as waddling turds due to there poo like skin colour and their fat body’s waddling everywhere they go.

Bob- “hey craig do you know what the time is”
Craig- “no ask Khai the waddling turd”

by Craigsfat May 9, 2021

Turd Yacht

A person whose turdness is the size of a yacht!

Jimmy: Hey I just ate the last of the cake!
Lauren: It was my cake! I wanted it!
Jimmy: Ohh well.
Lauren: Your a turd yacht!

by xthexfilipinox January 4, 2011