Nuclear Tampon

A tampon of intense size. Only one exists in the world. Used to plug up Rosey O'Donnel's blood spewing vagina. There is not enough cotton in the current world to make one. Instead, a normal sized tampon use enlarged by radiation.

More people died of the seeping radiaton then that of the Hiroshima Bomb.

by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

tampin

a tampon that is pushed inside a vagina. usually caused by both parties being overexcited and juiced at the start of intercourse that the hard-on easily 'tamped in' the tampon without being noticed.

I met a wild chick and we hit it off right away. By the time we got to a couch we were ready to explode. I was banging away and only later noticed the blister on my cock from rubbing against the ripcord all night. Guess I gave her a tampin. Hope she got it out the next morning.

by pornhorn55 January 15, 2010

vodka tampon

A vodka tampon is when a woman soaks a tampon in vodka and sticks it in her coochie so as to get intoxicated.

When they got the drunk woman to the hospital, they found a vodka tampon in her vagina.

by Teratogen January 16, 2012

Tampa

City of low-rent strippers, litterers, rattle cars, scam artists, and punk ass wannabe gangsters ... basically a third world sewer. Top ten hardest place to find a job. Turn around and go back to Atlanta - unless you like being car jacked and girls that dress like hookers.

"Hey man I just drove through a town with the rudest little punks and the fattest assed girls I've ever seen".

"Tampa, right"?

by Trampa dog July 4, 2009

Tamponing

Tamponing is the girl version of cock blocking.

Kelly - Hey Sarah can I hang out with you and Eric tonight!
Sarah - Girl don't be Tamponing me again. I need the dick.

by Alo Gata Boots June 10, 2013

tramping

In New Zealand, overnight hiking is called tramping. Trampers carry all their gear with them and tramp either to huts (there is an extensive system in the NZ backcountry) or tent camp. Tramping can be a verb as well as an activity as in "I'm all tramped out" at the end of a long day.

We spent the weekend tramping up in Nelson Lakes National Park.

by a keen tramper August 23, 2007

smoking tampons

A fucking amazing thing to do that will both get you high and make you incredibly fucking badass. Awesome dudes like to smoke tampons because of the high amounts of THC, nicotine and 4-methylmethcathinone.

Smoking tampons is highly illegal, super extreme and not for lame-os. If you don't smoke tampons, you smoke dicks.

Lame-o: Whoa, look at that guy smoking tampons, what a cool dude.

Dudebro: WHOA, THAT RAD MAN IS SMOKING TAMPONS THROUGH HIS NOSE!

Faggot: I do not smoke tampons, therefore I am a faggot.

by WP88 April 2, 2010