Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro
ORly bro
by Frauggu March 10, 2017
Get the Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.mug. by York Boy July 10, 2010
Get the toolmug. by FancyAF98765 December 23, 2022
Get the Mouse-ke-toolmug. A person with a super inflated ego and mods a leased vehicle. Specifically a Honda Accord and then tries to sell it on the used car market without clear title.
Mark is such a tool did you hear his latest idea of selling his modified leased vehicle without actually owning the car? He even went so far to walk into a CarMax and the salesperson told him he can't do that. What a fucking tool LOL!!!!
by chinoloco23 February 16, 2022
Get the toolmug. When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.
by TrilliASF September 24, 2022
Get the Jizzy with the toolmug. 
A dude who usually acts like he's above everyone, sometimes referred to as a douchebag, asshole, or prick.
Person 1: Have you heard about how Tyler's been acting?
Person 2: Are you talking about Mr.Self-Important?
Person 1: Yeah, what a tool.
Person 2: Are you talking about Mr.Self-Important?
Person 1: Yeah, what a tool.
by SunnyFromOMORI September 17, 2023
Get the Toolmug.