Any person, male or female, in a film, book, game, stageplay etc that is acting in a pretentious, less than eroic manner, who ruins completely an otherwise good story.
Examples of a captain jirk are...
David from Shaun of the Dead
The Dolmen from Star Trek TOS Episode 'Elaan of Troyus'
Cypher from The Matrix
The Dursley's from Harry Potter series of books and films
Caligula from real life history and the film 'The Robe'
Brad from Superman 3
Belloq from Raiders of the Lost Ark
Etc.
David from Shaun of the Dead
The Dolmen from Star Trek TOS Episode 'Elaan of Troyus'
Cypher from The Matrix
The Dursley's from Harry Potter series of books and films
Caligula from real life history and the film 'The Robe'
Brad from Superman 3
Belloq from Raiders of the Lost Ark
Etc.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 23, 2009
Holy shit - Captain Crunch just crunched out a log on the side of Highway 401. I hope it rains soon to wash away the lettuce flakes.
by agoblin November 09, 2017
a gay little boy dressed in a blue suit who looks lie a prostitute. He fucked up when he killed thanos RIP Thanos
by YeetMaster696969696969 September 18, 2019
an individual that continuously plays with his nuts and is notorious for stripping down naked in a room full of guys. pretends to drop the soap accidentally/frequently and can be commonly seen on the streets of Lake Forest searching for troggs especially those who like to get shafted in the poop shoot. claims to play varsity sport at Cal Poly Pomona
by schuerta November 12, 2007
A very annoying person who talks to you alot even though you make it obvious that you dont want to be near them, many people dont like this person and often pull pranks on him.
rick: kevin is so friggin annoying he always talks to me and asks dumbass questions.
james: yea i think captain fantasy is pretty weird to
james: yea i think captain fantasy is pretty weird to
by ricky booby22 October 14, 2007
When a man uses another man's baby batter (cum) and gargles with it making a "ARRRRRGH" sound, similar to a pirate.
by Deez, Mr. Deez July 06, 2006
A Captain Slock Is when you pretend you are going to stick your penis into a womans mouth and instead dick slap them real fucking hard
Dude:"i gave my girlfriend a Captain Slock yesterday all you heard was that loudass smack"
Dude's Friend: "What did she do?"
Dude: "She tried to slap me with her vagina flaps"
Dude's Friend: "What did she do?"
Dude: "She tried to slap me with her vagina flaps"
by Alexander Rodriguez December 27, 2007