Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
by JfreaknD June 18, 2022
Get the Park Avenue Pony Ridemug. Gaining an almost immediate liking towards ponies/horses after being around them maybe that day or the day before.
by 2knugget March 24, 2023
Get the Pony Bugmug. Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.
“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025
Get the Wonkey ponymug. by Tangly June 1, 2025
Get the My Little Pony Jarmug. by dobbin louis February 5, 2010
Get the sparkle pony princessmug. by Chef Barardy November 25, 2020
Get the Palomino Ponymug. by Babies and dildo salad April 7, 2020
Get the Pony upmug.