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I'm not a cop

Typically used by professional undercover agents, the phrase "I'm not a cop", gives the impression that you are totally not a cop.

The phrase has assisted the force in infiltrating and capturing thousands of high value targets involved in drug and human traffic.

Mostly used as a persuasive tactic or a reassuring statement to mask his identity in sting operations.
Totally not a Cop: "yo wassup', you guys know where I can find some of the good dope" , "I'm not a cop"

Crook 1: *pulls out gun*

Crook 2: *pulls out gun*

Crook 3: *pulls out gun*

Crook 4: *pulls out gun*

Crook 5: *pulls out gun*

Gang leader: *in a totally re assuring voice* "you came to the right place, let me show you around"
by INKREFIED October 1, 2019
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cop

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by anonymous February 27, 2022
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cop

to cop is either to get some of that kush, or even sm0ke it
Hey man, wanna cop some purple tonight?
by zubi_bunny June 19, 2020
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zipper cop

A married police officer who cheats on his wife
I know of at least 5 zipper cops in my time.
by NoMoneyNoBunny December 29, 2024
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Acorn Cop

A police officer who is very jumpy or is quick to pull out their firearm in every situation, a reference to the cop who mag dumped into a cop car after an acorn fell onto the roof of the car
“I was at Walmart today and I saw a cop pull a gun on a woman stealing diapers for her baby, what an acorn cop!”
by Ephless April 25, 2024
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Cop Hair

1. When a cop who has cop hair grows their hair out, to blend in with us (the normal people), but doesn't cut it, and has cop-hair-shaped hair that's just longer. 2.One of the primary indicators of who is a cop.
"Hey, man. He's a cop! You wanna know how I know? 'Cause he got cop hair!"
by Tardigradous Friseur March 9, 2010
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cop word

Word used by people with inferior vocabularies in order to sound offical and educated. usually used many times in one paragraph.
by annoyed August 25, 2004
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