by Enrique Villareal January 26, 2003
Useless, selfish person. Particularly someone who takes advantage of others and leeches off of them.
Our one roomate is a total chode. All he ever does is eat everyone's food and he hasn't paid in for the heat bill in 3 months.
by Ned23 February 14, 2008
j-lo and ben affleck
by AnTwat December 10, 2003
by Jared Bishop June 16, 2004
A chode 1 is primarily described as a short and stubby penis, often wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode 2, a chode 1 often has a much more negative connotation than that of the latter chode definition.
Lauren: Hey there!
Joey: Hey, want to uh,um...
Lauren: Sure
Joey: <Pulling out his chode 1>
Lauren: Actually I have uhm... other plans
Joey: This always happens! Why am I shunned by society because of my chode 1? O well, the chode convention starts in 20 minutes, I can still make it!
Joey: Hey, want to uh,um...
Lauren: Sure
Joey: <Pulling out his chode 1>
Lauren: Actually I have uhm... other plans
Joey: This always happens! Why am I shunned by society because of my chode 1? O well, the chode convention starts in 20 minutes, I can still make it!
by Jaodely Huars A Cuheordee November 03, 2008
Noun: A bumhole that has engulfed such a large amount of chodes the skin has worn away and the ass has become a black hole like vaccuum that can no longer accept men for pleasure.
by Lester the Molester CocknShtaf July 10, 2011
Someone, always a guy, that can never not be a Douchebag, Asshat, Jack Off, Schmuck, and or Scum Bag, no redeeming qualities!
Joe is a TOTAL CHODE!
by Bam068 January 30, 2020