"I'm tired of hanging out with friends. It is time to be a chair in the grass and listen to the trees rustling and birds chirping."
by ill-paid September 23, 2016
Get the Chair in the grassmug. Retard that sides to the most popular side, even if the unpopular side has a point, just to seem cool and fit in
by jacketroller June 12, 2021
Get the pikachu chairmug. by CarlyJaeRepsen May 21, 2014
Get the Musical Chairmug. Unscrewing a Chair
by Bobman3400 May 5, 2011
Get the Screwing A Chairmug. by aktitties October 30, 2017
Get the pod chairmug. When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")
Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing;
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 19, 2023
Get the taller in a chairmug. It is a metaphorical place where you would take someone to get them pegged.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.
by ImaginativeExaggerator December 5, 2023
Get the Behind the factory of chairsmug.