Schuylkill Valley or "SV" is a small school crammed in Leesport! The school which is full of fuckboys, std filled roaches, vapers and so much more! Schuylkill Valley is also known as a crackhead school. Which means its slammed between Wilson, Reading and Conrad Weiser 3 of the most interesting schools. The football team is really chill. But conturary to the belief of the people at the Phoebe Old People home (School Admins) its educational prowess is complete dogshit. We do not learn much at sv or learn anything that will benefit us! And another belief is that we are a smoke free school! You couldn't be so far from the truth. Every bathroom for the Guys are closed and the school wont open them up! SVHS is also known a Whetto School(White Ghetto) school. It is most infested with wannabe thugs who dress like the white bot version of King Von and Carti. (the rapper carti) but that's essentially schuylkill valley in a nutshell. A school full of Wannabe thugs and crackheads and transfer kids who will be gone within the year.
by WeedJesus69 March 26, 2025
Get the Schuylkill Valley High Schoolmug. A stupid fucking high school in Aston Pennsylvania filled with meth and weed addicted druggies who hotbox the bathroom and get the fire department called twice a week, teachers that typically dont do shit besides be dicks, and admin who wont do anything but glaze the shit out of anyone that isnt white. Also all the sport teams are also complete shit, and the cheer team is genuinely horrendous.
by mangoimagnomangoia September 27, 2025
Get the Sun Valley High Schoolmug. The most shitty school in upstate full of sluts,white trash, and no one important… Like idk what else to put down this school is shit they cant win any sporting events and wish they were like their football state famous neighbors Chenango Forks
by Toe locker👺👅🍹 December 8, 2021
Get the Chenango Valley, Nymug. The valley, located in south jersey exactly in Burlington county. The valley is know as an sanction and cult, spread through many peaceful fractions that are located throughout the slums of Burlington county, consider Valley the avengers of this area
“YO ARE YOU FROM THE VALLEY” “Hit up the valley” “did you take her to the valley?” “ Can I be Valley bro??”
by JoeValley123 October 14, 2021
Get the The Valleymug. Slang for an uncontrollable urge to bear children and start a family with your best friend on a farm.
by pombombonky March 21, 2024
Get the Hop on Stardew Valleymug. The food at this school sucks
by Liam uuui May 29, 2020
Get the Qauker valley middle schoolmug. The magnificent lands where..
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran
-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds
-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week
-free chocolate milk 😌
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran
-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds
-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week
-free chocolate milk 😌
by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023
Get the Valley Center Middle Schoolmug.