Urban linguist

Someone who writes definitions on urban dictionary all day long. You don't need a diploma to be an urban linguist.

Guy in a suit: So what was your previous occupation?
Kevin: I worked part time as an urban linguist.
Guy in a suit: You're hired!

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

Urban Landmarks

The city-specific landmarks used when giving directions. Urban landmarks differ from suburban and country landmarks such as large rocks, churches, farms and wishing wells.

Urban landmarks are frequently alive and a bit trickier to follow than those in the country as they may move on occasion. Typically, urban landmarks are taken from the underbelly of society and city living and may include junkies, hookers and very drunk college students.

After dropping her off at her apartment, she said it would be easy to find our way back to the highway if we looked for the ready-to-puke guy on the stoop, the angry, yelling yuppie and the junkie passed out at the intersection along with other urban landmarks we noticed along the way.

by CapeMag September 23, 2010

urban addiction

someone who is addicted to searching urban dictionary for insults to call people and other things.

Ray: Did you see that guy? He looks like a sacul with waffle nipples!
Ryan: Don't look now, Jonathan, but I think Ray has an urban addiction again.

by SkllzMstrX December 27, 2011

Urban Dictionary

Dear Urban Dictionary:

Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.

Thanks.

- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!

by Joseph5 June 20, 2016

urban hooking

Putting a fishing hook through a girls pussy lips and say “I GOT A FISH, I GOT A BIG FISH!”

“I was urban hooking Johns mom last night!”

by John Street Ave. February 14, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The Dictionary people goe to when they know the meaning of a word but justs wants to see how this website can fuck it up.

Billy:Hey John do you know what a pineapple is?
John:Yeah but lets go to urban dictionary and see how fucked up it is and act like we just learned what it meant!
Billy:Great Idea!
Both:Looks up Pineapple*
Urban Dictionary:How do you not know what a pineapple is you stupid fucks?
Both:WOW

by NuclearCatPotato July 22, 2017

Urban Dictionary

The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.

I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.

by AveTrueToCaesar November 3, 2019