Alex

The biggest dumbfuck ever to live on the face of the earth. The kind of dumbass to bite his own dick off hoping it grows back bigger.

Alex just inhaled an entire can of sunscreen to get tan.

by mmm gay December 7, 2018

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Alex is a boy despite being 18, he still acts 12.He is single handedly the most annoying person on earth and he just wants to fuck anything with legs and he's pretty awesome and I love him so back off. He's still gay as fuck. Alex goncalves, will you do me the honour of being the 36th person to suck my dick ?

Alex broke my heart

by Alexs bitch February 29, 2020

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Alex is a terribly basic dude on the outside. He seems sweet but when he doesn't get his way he will throw you under the bus as hard as his tiny scrawny arms can through you. He is also crusty.

Girl don't get with him that boy is such an alex. That boy will never get booty.

by Jenny betch November 8, 2017

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Alex

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Absolute trash. The worst the guy you will ever meet. The male equivalent of a thot (if he could ever get laid). Nearly the definition of F*ckboy but is a homosexual. Not only does he try to get in every girls pants, he loves leading on gay guys. Alex's are usually handsy, short tempered, aggressive, and Jewish.

That dude led me on for two months cuz he thought it was funny, what an Alex!

by yuneedtoknoboi July 7, 2016

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Alex turner

The hottest old man of them all. Also is a sexy mother fucker and has a really sexy deep crusty voice that is sexy also he is the lead singer of the arctic monkeys.

Fangirl:Omg I love Alex turner he's so hot

Bitch:here we go again bois

by Themightycooch August 28, 2019

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