The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly
by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021
Get the The five knuckle shufflemug. A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.
Person 1: where can I get changed?
Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.
Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.
by Semicolon618 June 26, 2023
Get the Sleeping bag shufflemug. by CrossFaded July 25, 2017
Get the la shufflemug. Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.
"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."
by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008
Get the kidney shufflemug. The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010
Get the starbucks shufflemug. the weird dance humans do when alone that shuffle between quick dopamine hits. Eating junk food, watching porn, and scrolling on social media
Bill: Man, i tried to do some actual work but caught myself doing the dopamine shuffle
Burr: it's no cupid shuffle
Burr: it's no cupid shuffle
by DOPEshow April 2, 2025
Get the dopamine shufflemug. The Nevada Shuffle is when a male and usually a female have sexual intercourse while the female is having a seizure.
by GregorySnitzlefart June 13, 2024
Get the Nevada Shufflemug.