Rusty Toolshed

Forplay before sex where a hard piece of feces is used to get the girl off, where it will melt from the wet warmth inside of her, creating a natural lubrication for intercorse.

I took a dump and gave my wife the rusty toolshed.

by Ojizzum March 1, 2008

Rusty Hook

When you stick your finger in your ass then hook it in someone's mouth.

Rusty Hook

by ExplainationOfRustyHook March 16, 2011

Rusty Taco

When a girl takes a shit and doesn’t wipe and then the guy cums in between the cheeks and squeezes them together to form the image of sour cream, meat, and the shell of a taco.

- what’d you do with Brianna last night?
- gave her a fat rusty taco
- nice

by Itsnotaboutthisrustytrombone August 22, 2019

Rusty Flamethrower

When you eat large quantities of wasabi and you get a sudden feeling like your gunna take a dump and you run to the restraunt bathroom and have fiery asshole when you piss out your ass with poop and it feels like your shooting flames out yours ass.

Dude i ate soo much wasabi that i had to rush to the bathroom and repaint the toilet. it was the worst rusty flamethrower EVER.

by xXvalcoreXx December 6, 2009

Rusty Sub

A dark coppery dry turd, usually a result of lack of vegetables in ones diet.

"Cor Blimey Luv, haven't been for a week! I need to go park a Rusty Sub!"

by mtotheo November 5, 2003

rusty lopez

A combination of a Rusty Trombone and Dirty Sanchez, whereas the girl/guy gives a blowjob after being anally intruded.

Jennifer got a mouthful of her own crap when she gave John a Rusty Lopez

by antimixterror August 12, 2006

rusty dusty

The Rusty Dusty is accomplished by double penetration of a woman during her period. The ensuing mess in her pubococcal region is a rusty dusty color.

Jane's on the rag but willing, so let's go give her a rusty dusty.

by BlowFelt March 11, 2007