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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
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she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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Hash Hog Breakfast

A breakfast that is free at a cheap hotel consisting of food that has been put in warmers for too long and made for the masses.
I went to a cheap hotel and got a hash hog breakfast that was dried out and cold – but it was free!
by Cheap Traveler June 25, 2023
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stunt hog

A stand-in penis used for a celebrity in a nude scene.
Did you hear about Willem Dafoe using a stunt hog in "Antichrist?" Apparently his hog was too big for Lars von Trier's vision, so they hired a stand in to make it more realistic.
by Stunthog September 28, 2023
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yield hog

Wealthy, snobby Wall Street types who likes to show off his money to date poor single moms, desperate divorcees, etc., instead of doctors, lawyers, rich women who intimidate him
He was afraid to date rich, powerful women, so instead he became a yield hog, picking up single working moms off of dating sites
by Finanseer August 23, 2022
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Hog Blaster

Word around school is Brian is a real hog blaster
by JayBush August 16, 2019
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hog rot

When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.
Dude I got a bad case of hog rot, don't be mad if I'm slow to get up.
by Hog in the Machine July 17, 2023
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hanging hog

Duke forgot his laptop was on and Next the world saw him hanging hog with Betty.
by Angerspawn March 22, 2018
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