Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.

Fun facts:

• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"

Further reading:

"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)

- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
-Hi mom! Today we learned about Adolf Hitler yayyyyy!!!

by horny cucumber May 25, 2022

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Full Stack Hitler

When someone holding the meme coin you bought just dumps the whole chart and you are all fuxed.

The dev just went Full Stack Hitler on us.

by degenrugcleaners December 1, 2024

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Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

how i feel every day

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?

by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023

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Hitler Cock Chop

When a very powerful person or dictator has their cock chopped off by the rest of their subjects and peers, in reference to how hitler had only 1 testicle.

1: "So, this bully at school got a 'Hitler Cock Chop' and never came to school again."
2: "Damn, that's rough."

by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023

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car hitler

Did Hitler and Car Hitler meet up in the back rooms. Yes they did under Car Hitler Fastist ideology spears across Car Europe with Car Mussolini loving the idea but in 1945 a rap battle with Eminem led to Car Hitler killing himself later Nikita Grushev and his winions ordering bob the builder to build a wall around east Lego city to keep out the influence of free dental insurance to his workers which something he couldn’t afford

Did you hear Car Hitler shoot himself

Yeah ikr want some Dino nuggets

by The real history man_1238 April 3, 2023

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