Bofus Eyes

When the eyes of a person are crossed or are both looking in different directions.
That girl was staring at me and she was staring at you. She had some bofus eyes because she was staring at bofus.
by PossessedByBertrum July 11, 2010
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Nigga Eyes

The ability to spot a valuable car stereo from a mile away.
Damn, that milk nig’s got some nigga eyes, I just walked away with this dope alpine deck.
by EastSideCrackaKilla January 26, 2022
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Eye Gravity

The force that prevents one to look away from something, no matter how hard they try.
Jay: Dude, you were so busted checking out that chick in Taco Bell.
Justin: I couldn't help it. Her boobs were like eye gravity.

Bob: I passed some dude on a motorcycle wreck on the way to work. Didn't want to see his mangled body around that tree, but the eye gravity was too strong.
by Spydg July 29, 2010
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Eye floaters

Those annoying little pieces of shit that dance around in your eyes like it's a goddamn nightclub, they also can cause panic and anxiety in some people (Myself included)
These fucking eye floaters are starting to piss me off
by TheWarHorse100 July 09, 2019
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Pizza Eye

A pizza delivery person with crossed eyes that can drive and watch the road while at the same time identifing an address to deliver his pizza.
Dave has a handyman that does yard work for him that has pizza eye. He can cut the grass and watch the dogs at the same time.
by OneBigDaddy September 19, 2018
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Ey Cousin

Used by common day aussie wiggas... or Wabbos.
Means the the same as wazzup or whats crackalackin but is only used by either a whiteman talking to a blackman or a blackman talking to a blackman.
Jordan: 'ey Cousin!
Mr T: Sup foo'
by Fred Mckinley October 31, 2004
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eye filters

When there is so much junk on a web page that you have to choose what your eyeballs look at. It can also be used to look at the things you want on a page while trying to not look at the ads or *ahem* inappropriate content.

Can also be used to describe how it is possible to read the articles in certain magazines and not look at the photos.

As well, how you watch something you don't want to watch by choosing what your eyes look at. It is in your view but you are not looking at it.
I bought Playboy for the articles, and used my eye filters to block out all the nudity around the words.

The movie was so scary I couldn't watch but it was great.
by BMolly December 05, 2009
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