Osama's Dick

A dick that is in hiding/So unshaven, that it hasn't been found in 10 years.

Dan, I got a bad case of Osama's Dick, and i'm afraid that my security is in danger until we find my penis.

by Greece Lightning June 2, 2011

Diamond Dick

When your one's penis/erection extremely hard; sometimes to the degree that it hurts.

"I had a bad case of diamond dick, so I had to rub one out before it became a problem."

by Sam Majik December 18, 2019

Cupid Dick

When you dick down a girl so good it makes her fall inlove with you.

Kenny : "Aye dude ever since i started fucking her she wont get off my sack and keeps hitting me up." Alex : "Eeeeeee you got that cupid dick my boi."

by Brawski94 June 10, 2019

Dick-resin

The dried up mixture of semen, tears, mascara, and glitter found on a whore's tits.

After a long night of degrading, strenuous, inhumane, and immoral acts Mandy was smothered in dick-resin.

by The Resinators August 29, 2013

Dick scurvy

Not having sex for a prolonged time which might show some physical attributes.
Similar to the traditional scurvy which is vitamin C deficiency

Also known as sex deficiency.

Its been almost 10 months.., Jusus Christ I have dick scurvy now....

by Amove July 5, 2019

onion dick

a penis that is too big and too hard that it makes a girl cry.

Antonio's onion dick made Jess cry in pain.

by welovepenis123 December 4, 2016

keep dick

Standing guard or on the look out for unwanted eyes

Keep dick there jawnty while I raid my ma’s handbag for some glue money

by Mickybee December 7, 2017