I've slacked tech

When you're too lazy to fix the job yourself, you simply Slack the tech department to make the problem go away.

"Hey Noah, are the screens fixed yet?" - "I dunno, I've slacked Tech"

by Mikhailwh November 15, 2022

Narp Tech

Anything relating to the characteristics of a NARP.

Dude 1: see that guys shorts?
Dude 2: yeah thats Narp Tech.

by OhioPizzaDude November 15, 2025

jp tech

Another saying that retarded new gens say (it’s supposed to be boost tech)

FlingingJordan: This jp tech is op for yoinks!
Sackboy1055: nigga shut the fuck up.

by OkGlobal/t_rashhhh May 20, 2021

tech no. pull

Acquiring or pulling the phone number of a person of the opposite sex by means of technology.

Lauren: ...Sounds like a good enough reason for me. Is it okay if I bring my roommate and maybe one other girl?

Elliot: A thats cool. Perfect. Think you can find it? Here is my number if you have questions 812-639-7523

Lauren: Probably not lol. I'm terrible with directions. I'll try my best though. I'll text you so you have mine as well.

Elliot: "That's my second tech no. pull this month."

by lug nut October 9, 2009

Out-tech

to do well or outperform in technology when compared to others.

OMG! My son was able to figure out how to reset the child safety setting that I activated on the internet browser. This is what I get for trying to out-tech a teenager.

by Davellin June 2, 2023

Mo-Tech

A homosexual snitch who goes behind your back like a bitch

"Ryan and Jeff are being huge mo-techs right now."

by Mr. Otterass December 23, 2011

High tech Speed Bump

The brief reduction in speed before going through a speed camera.

Jimothy: "Sorry I'm late, I hit some High tech Speed Bumps on the way here"

by Robo-Cop October 26, 2012