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Table

A thing to put your drank on and it usually has 4 legs even though it can't walk
let's drank at that table
by Slurp juice November 28, 2018
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I table

A person that thinks is a table like you right now when you typed "i table".
by Uncanny April 23, 2022
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Table shamed

When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.
I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.
by gufpirat November 11, 2021
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The Periodic Table

6A's secret language that Mr. Hyatt and Teacher Harrison know about. The language has many words that I will not give examples of.
83-43-1 is an example of how the word should be written in the language.
The Periodic Table is also known for learning elements in science class
by iwnfbfie December 9, 2020
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Nuts on the table

when the other team is winning in pool and you place your nuts on the table as a distraction
They were down to the 8 ball so i put my nuts on the table to make them miss
by PoolWizard July 10, 2023
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Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.
I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.
by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020
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pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate
The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.
by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013
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