Nut Swinger

Bryan Detty, a person who clings on to persons of authority with such patheticness, and he's really fat.

Go Dave! WAY TO GO DAVE!

by lreich February 3, 2005

slinger

Slinger also known as a tattoo artist ( Ink Slinger )

If you did tattoo's you might be called an ink slinger.

by g norton aka Slinger Dawg November 30, 2007

swine flu boner

believed to become an epidemic, when you get an errection in the middle of no where symptoms are
-more than 20 boners a day
-non stop boner

-a boner lasting more than 10 minutes

The cure for swine flu boner is rubbing butter on your balls.

Yo jeff i just got a boner i think i got the swine flu boner, well dick i suggest you pull out the butter.

by NegrodamuS Nigga May 2, 2009

swine flu

A flu that makes you attracted to morbidly obese men, usually homosexual, and named Cipriano.

Example 1:
Girl One: Man, I got the swine flu.
Girl Two: You slept with Mr. Mendez?!

Example 2:
Girl One: I've got the swine flu, I'm so horny!
Cipriano Mendez: HERE I AM!

by stefashoniqua May 2, 2009

Stinger

When you fuck a woman in the ass, and halfway through you pull your cock out of her ass, and replace it with a big knife.

I gave my girl a stinger and now she's dead

by Stinger June 20, 2004

swine

Leather

"swine on my seats..."

by macdaddy September 24, 2003

Swine Flu

A flu that makes everyone want to piss themselves.
Also makes you extremely afraid of fat asses.
Originates from mexico.
Also known as Bacon Fever.

John: "crap, i have swine flu!"
Mark: "does that mean we can't hang out anymore?"
John: "OH MY GOD FATASS!!!"

by Imakemyselflaugh:D May 1, 2009