Kinder Surprise

When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well

Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init

by MewJadz June 10, 2019

Bulgarian Surprise

Telling a girl you aren’t ready yet and then pulling her close and blowing your load on her face as you call her your cum slut

Aodhan: Hey man are you free tomorrow to chill

Austin: Naw man, I have to go give Esther the ol Bulgarian Surprise

by Brappington April 30, 2020

Kronk Surprise

When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.

"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"

by SubspaceNiro August 25, 2020

mail man surprise

poop in the mail box. doesnt matter how you get it there just make sure it does, by the time your mailman comes around noon it will be a nice steamy surprise. just not your own mailbox..

when dooky is put in your neighbors mailbox and come the next morning when your mail man digs his hand in he gets the mail man surprise.

by A.W.J. July 8, 2009

San Fransisco Surprise

The act of getting your unassuming partner in the mood and then having a friend come into the room unannounced, bare ass naked, sportin' a raging boner and ready to shag as if it's just no big deal at all.

Daniel- "I've got something for ya baby. How about a little San Fransisco Surprise?"
Totally Hot Chick- "Fuck yes! I want it now Danny!"
Daniel- "All right love. Turn around and let me give it to you."

Daniel's friend, as he walks into the room unannounced, naked and sportin a throbbing hardon - "Oh, hey guys. Mind if I join?"

by DanK 79 February 3, 2010

wild turkey surprise

After drinking a gallon and a half of Wild Turkey Whiskey; the next day you find that the hot chick you took home is not a chick.

Dude 1 Did you see the dude lip locking that hot chick.
Dude 2 Yo dude That's no chick that's a Wild Turkey Surprise.

by dumb ethel April 20, 2011

The Relative Surprise

You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.

My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015