Stronk

When a guilty person is trying to evade their just desserts, by feigning a dissociative period, or a stroke.
Can be associated with a "Grand mal" or "Bond Stronk"

"I can't officer, I'm shutting down....."
"What do you mean shutting down?"
"I'm having a stronk..."

by Mr-Pods March 28, 2024

Stroke wagon

Someone who is really stupid and doesn’t know what there taking about and is always talking out there ass

You have no idea what your talking about you stroke wagon

by anonymous April 2, 2024

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”

by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

The trucker was stroking it blind since it was dark

by Heather Kerns May 1, 2024

stroke sesh

when a guy is stroking his dick (masturbating)

you called me mid stroke sesh

by CaptainPu$$ySlaya May 24, 2024

strokage

the act of giving someone strokes

“i would just hold on to the couch so i can get maximum strokage”

by cheetolover33 July 8, 2024

stronker

Another word for hard on

The stronker in my sweatpants is clearly visible

by XanSala July 13, 2024