straight as a circle

anyone whom simply doesn't consider themselves straight

Ignorant homophobe: You're straight-
Homoromantic heteroflexible: STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE.

by suck_my_d33 June 26, 2021

frag-skraggin

a combo of frag and skrag means severely messing up someone, or in the process of severely messing someone up

I saw Dave and Devin frag-skraggin Bob in Halo 2 the other day. It was pathetically funny.

by T.T.M. November 27, 2004

turn straight motherfucker

A way to screw with someone driving who doesn't know which way he needs to go.

"I can't find the street this party is on, where do I go?" Answer: "Turn straight motherfucker!"

by BullGMoney August 2, 2014

Alabama Scraggy slide

When you lube up a slip in slide with your friend from Alabama and slide from one end of the slide and penetrate your naked partner on the other end.

My ass was so sore after jacob Alabama Scraggy slided me last night.

by wewefsfsf September 3, 2017

Micheal Stagg

There’s always that one kid at school who is always saying dirty dick jokes.

Wow, your’re being such a Micheal Stagg.

by Troll_of_523 December 17, 2017

fuck straight off

Alternative way to let someone know you don’t appreciate their presence. Best used with an Eastern European accent.

Tori needs to fuck straight off!

by Lindsneb February 8, 2019

alexander spragg

great guy, absolute chad

what an alexander spragg, hes an absolute unit

by anonymous September 15, 2020