When a guy is having explosive diarrhea while their partner is giving him a blowjob simultaneously. The feces is so explosive that it splashes out of the toilet bowl and covers the partners chin, resembling a goatee.
My IBS was flaring up the other night. At least I was able to give my girl a stinkygoat.
As your fucking a bitch from behind you take two fingers and stuff them in her poop chute, you then remove said fingers, reach over her head and hook her nostrils and pull back making her look like she has a pigs nose
I gave Jessica the ole stinkyporker last night, she still has shit around her nose!