i hope you step on lego

When you hate someone so much you hope they experience pure agony

Girl 1: Omg i cant believe you cheated on me he deserves the worst to happen
boyfriend: Sorry babe
Girl 2: Yeah I hope you step on lego
Girl 1: Ouch that's pretty cruel, maybe not that bad

by Yermy Battled Warter October 02, 2017

What are you doing step bro!?

The thing you hear your step sis say when she’s stuck in the washer. Expect to hear SWEET HOME ALABAMBA! in the next few seconds then your virginity will be gone forever. Also expect to be on p0rnhub and other p0rn apps

your FBI agent seen enough when he heard WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO!?

by THErealCOOCIEman March 01, 2021

ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!

An expression used when somebody says/writes something so utterly stupid or banal it actually makes your brain hurt.

"I love blinking, I do."

"ZOMG, you're stepping on my brain!"

by Tramned October 10, 2009

I smell what you're stepping in

I understand what you are saying. This makes perfect sense to me.

Do you understand? I smell what you're stepping in.

by seiko_08 November 09, 2010

Texas Two Step

When your friend gets together with someone you've been talking to with the sole intent to make you mad and/or jealous.

A: That bitch just Texas two stepped me with Brad.
B: He likes you better, just do-si-do her ass.

by DoSiDo Queen July 26, 2011

Step Your Rap Game Up

Commonly used to tell rappers that their rhymes are whack, but can also be used when telling someone to improve something.

"John im afraid you got a D....Step your rap game up son!"

by TMac February 14, 2005

If you ever step on my patch...

The pre-text to a phrase threatening anyone who 'steps on your patch'.

Person 1: Hey can I step on your patch?
Person 2:If you ever step on my patch... I'll bring you down, I'll bring you down...

Also the only lyrics to a song by Jim Noir, and music used in the video game Little Big Planet.

by Ratman93 April 25, 2011