Stealth Fat

Fat distributed in such a way that it is either completely hidden or looks like muscle when covered with a shirt.

Guy 1: Dang, that guy is so ripped, i wonder why i've never seen him at the gym.

Guy 2: haha, that guy? thats all stealth fat.

by twurzz June 9, 2011

Stealing the cumquat

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

by Russian fatty September 5, 2011

Stealth Bomber

A stealth bomber is where you cum inside of a girl, pull out and then act like you're finishing, but you already did.

Dude I totally used the stealth bomber method on this bitch from Kentucky, and she was a virgin!

by ne0virginstealer November 30, 2011

Stealerer

To be a cute stealer

Inka was a Stealerer

by Dreamyyyy December 27, 2011

stealth woobie

a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.

Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.

by DivineGrace March 29, 2013

stealth shag

Having sex silently, so as to avoid causing irreparable emotional trauma to their children.

My parents don't stealth shag. I wish I was deaf.

by Something Amusing October 26, 2013

steal the stone

The fondling of genitals.

"Someone will be coming tomorrow at noon to steal the stone in your shower. I will be here." - Roommate

by Tito the Eldest of the Old January 2, 2014