speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.
jhon/ yo bro you heard
Kaine/ about what
jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs
Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know
John/ thats a madness g tho still
Kaine/ about what
jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs
Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know
John/ thats a madness g tho still
by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019
Get the speed Bumpmug. by 075 Rook January 20, 2024
Get the danimatronic speedmug. 
A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020
Get the Speed Bumpmug. (Noun)
The chase given when a girl or guy runs away after you forcibly insert your penis into one of their orafaces, usually in an attempt to prevent him/her from reaching the police so that re-insertion can take place.
The chase given when a girl or guy runs away after you forcibly insert your penis into one of their orafaces, usually in an attempt to prevent him/her from reaching the police so that re-insertion can take place.
Ted: She almost got away...
Jeffery: A Peurto Rican guy almost got away from me too, so I had to take part in a high speed pursuit. The police later found body parts in my refridgerator :(
Jeffery: A Peurto Rican guy almost got away from me too, so I had to take part in a high speed pursuit. The police later found body parts in my refridgerator :(
by SnatchSmasher March 22, 2016
Get the high speed pursuitmug. 
by YahooGuru2u June 11, 2008
Get the speed denialmug.