A Sneaky Finger is a life or death situation where the victim/friend/stranger has to have a a finger inserted into them for safety.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.
Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.
Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.
Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.
Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.
by Sneaky Finger July 21, 2022
Get the Sneaky Fingermug. Nikita Micro: How did you go last night at bible campy with Alyssa?
Connor Jimmy: Not good, I tried a Sneaky Mac but didn’t get the happy ending.
Connor Jimmy: Not good, I tried a Sneaky Mac but didn’t get the happy ending.
by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022
Get the Sneaky Macmug. When your girl of choice (preferably your girlfriend i suppose...) is in deep sleep you slowly and covertly move her hand into place near the cock, forming her hand into the shape of your hand when thus is preparing for masturbation and proceed to use her hand for pleasure.
"So uhhhh lets get down and dirty tonight honey." "Awwee I'm tired. I think I'm just going to lay down to sleep. Not really in the mood." "Ah...Ok i guess...goodnight..." 45min. later. "Gonna try The Sneaky Gauntlet hope she doesn't wake up...or do I."
by Stranger of Danger August 20, 2013
Get the The Sneaky Gauntletmug. "Oh my god did you see that guy get sneaky-rocked by that foul ball?"
"My roommate used my deodorant again so I sneaky-rocked him in the head when he got home from work."
"My roommate used my deodorant again so I sneaky-rocked him in the head when he got home from work."
by Two Trees May 14, 2004
Get the sneaky-rockmug. The infamous Balkan duo. Members of CasinoSquad, Eglis definetely most unlucky, but Sneaky is not far behind.
by NotZepthose November 3, 2023
Get the Eglis and Sneakymug. by MercilessUrchin October 28, 2024
Get the Sneaky Lincolnmug. THE ACT OF SHITTING YOURSELF MID CONVERSATION WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THE PERSON TALKING TO YOU
by BIGHEADVONSTUPID February 22, 2022
Get the THE SNEAKY WHITEYmug.