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Sneaky Finger

A Sneaky Finger is a life or death situation where the victim/friend/stranger has to have a a finger inserted into them for safety.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.

Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.

Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.
Poor Guys Barely Breathing, Sneaky Finger?
by Sneaky Finger July 21, 2022
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Sneaky Mac

When you rub your leg against a girl leg in the hope of getting a blow job.
Nikita Micro: How did you go last night at bible campy with Alyssa?

Connor Jimmy: Not good, I tried a Sneaky Mac but didn’t get the happy ending.
by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022
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The Sneaky Gauntlet

When your girl of choice (preferably your girlfriend i suppose...) is in deep sleep you slowly and covertly move her hand into place near the cock, forming her hand into the shape of your hand when thus is preparing for masturbation and proceed to use her hand for pleasure.
"So uhhhh lets get down and dirty tonight honey." "Awwee I'm tired. I think I'm just going to lay down to sleep. Not really in the mood." "Ah...Ok i guess...goodnight..." 45min. later. "Gonna try The Sneaky Gauntlet hope she doesn't wake up...or do I."
by Stranger of Danger August 20, 2013
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sneaky-rock

To attack or injure (often as a result of friendly play) someone who is unprepared for an assault.
"Oh my god did you see that guy get sneaky-rocked by that foul ball?"

"My roommate used my deodorant again so I sneaky-rocked him in the head when he got home from work."
by Two Trees May 14, 2004
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Eglis and Sneaky

The infamous Balkan duo. Members of CasinoSquad, Eglis definetely most unlucky, but Sneaky is not far behind.
Kev, how did the Eglis and Sneaky do yesterday?
by NotZepthose November 3, 2023
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Sneaky Lincoln

Eric had been conversing with the fine lady and desperately praying for a sneaky lincoln.
by MercilessUrchin October 28, 2024
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THE SNEAKY WHITEY

THE ACT OF SHITTING YOURSELF MID CONVERSATION WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THE PERSON TALKING TO YOU
TRAVIS DID YOU JUST HIT ME WITH THE SNEAKY WHITEY.
by BIGHEADVONSTUPID February 22, 2022
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