The coworker who starts asking why you haven’t logged off yet at 3pm but will stay till 4:00pm and then will say "Why am I still here? But continues to stay 15 more minutes to flirt with the ladies in the office.
When chased by someone weilding a random melee weapon without your knowledge.
When someone steals your watch right in front of your face.
When your girlfriend cheats on you with a gay guy.
Escaped convicts on Condemned
"Shit! that escaped convict hit me on the head from behind, stole my watch, and was gay and took my girlfriend....with her consent. He sure was devious and sneaky."