d-money smoke diet

A smoke diet created by the king himself ( D-money ), it consists of smoking 3 packs of marlboro reds every single day. 60 Cigarettes a day is hard achieve and it's an accomplishment if you manage to succesfully follow the d-money smoke diet.
d-money smoke diet became famous after d-money's internet fame skyrocketed on Discord and Twitter. He was invited to multiple late night shows as a guest, and also appeared in 2 hollywood movies.

Kanye: Yo why you smokin' so much dawg, that's super unhealthy and shi.. you feel me?
Lebron: nah G, i'm on the d-money smoke diet dawg. I saw it on twitter and had to give it a try, it's lowkey fire bro..
Kanye: oh shit, i been tryna call d-money and ask about that shit but he ain't never answer dawg.. The king is always busy asf you feel me?
Lebron: Yeah dawg just start smokin darts and you'll be ready to follow the d-money smoke diet in no time no cap G

by scottishbasterd October 19, 2020

Blow your smoke

Blow your smoke is when the top blows smoke into the bottoms ass after they cum.

“Becky, will you blow my smoke later”

“Of course Lana, I would love to blow your smoke!”

by biggestofbigppsomgigetbitches February 12, 2022

fagging a smoke

A simple reversal of the phrase, "Smoking a fag" in relation to how the Tea People say smoking a cigarette, making it mean something completely different and, dare I say, surprisingly fitting.

1. Colyn: "Ah shit m8, I'm out of cigs! Mind if I bum a smoke?"

Sam: "Nope, but you CAN fag a smoke if you know what I mean?"

*Colyn immediately, and savagely sucked Sam's cock to fuel his faggatorial, Bri'ish needs*
2. "Yo I heard Johnny was caught fagging a smoke in the bathroom, what a fuckin pommie"

by Hanz Jude Reichler August 16, 2022

Left-a-Smoke

The last few draws of a tobacco cigarette given to someone without access to nicotine

Calum: I'm gonna have a feg. You want left-a-smoke?
Aaron: Yes mate

by Finnish Bolshevik August 22, 2022

Not trying to smoke your salmon

When you aren't just telling someone what they want to hear, regardless of the truth.
When you're not praising someone to gain their favor or approval.
SImilar to: 'Not blowing smoke up your ass.'

Possible sexual reference, 'to smoke' is often used as a euphemism for performing oral sex, 'salmon' and other fish are often used to indicate a vagina.

Not trying to smoke your salmon, but I completely agree with you.
I just think that's a great idea, else i would have disagreed and called you an idiot.

by Hey Gek August 30, 2022

Uppin da smoke

a 2v2 in clash royale involving Luke Michael Dodd

“Ay brayshon dayshon jayshon let’s start uppin da smoke”

by ItsDayshon January 9, 2023

A Kingston smoke

The act of taking off your shirt and shoes to smoke a cigarette outdoors, most common in the Appalachian region accompanied with whiskey.

Looks like the games over, let’s head outside for a Kingston smoke!

by Joe Devito July 31, 2023