schmoopa

a nickname you call your boo thang

“i miss you schmoopa”
“i love you schmoopa”

by muffinlovessds March 21, 2025

Schmocking it

Someone who looks like spock who is jerking it.

Woww I just caught Shawn schmocking it in the bathroom wearing his blue coat.

by SCHMOCKING IT May 1, 2025

Schmokuddle

Schmoozing somebody whilst cuddling and smoking.

We are having a lovely schmokuddle by sharing this cigarette as we chat, flattering and schmoozing each other, whilst cuddling.

by Napaulalie January 24, 2026

schmogination

a group of schmogs (people)

Yo bro, me and the schmogination are going to the store, you wanna come?

by certifiedstraight February 1, 2026

schmogination

a group of schmogs (people)

Yo bro, me and the schmogination are going to the store, you wanna come?

by certifiedstraight February 1, 2026

Schmoo

very prone to being molested

"Yo, that dude is so schmoo."

"Nah don't ever call me that. I ain't no schmoo!"

by Chip Chip Chip May 16, 2025

Schmock

To pull the penis out of the vagina during intercourse and wipe the precum off of the tip before resuming as a form of birth control.

I didn't have any condoms on hand, so I decided to schmock instead.

by Brad Sweets May 30, 2025