Fuck me right in the pussy

A line used to interrupt television news reporters.

Reporter : 10 people were killed in a
Passerby : Fuck me right in the pussy.
Reporter : Sorry for that.

by Cocksucker99999 May 30, 2018

The customer is always right

A maxim in the retail industry wherein a customer is first priority. The sentence is a logical fallacy because it never assumes that a customer can lie, (They do. A lot.) have unrealistic expectations, (They do. A lot.) make ridiculous demands, (They do. A lot.) or even flat-out abuse the staff member in question just because. (They... Well, you get the idea.) As a result, this mindset has led to many, many, MANY instances of customers acting like entitled jackasses because they think it will get them what they want.

"The customer is always right?" More like, "The customer is usually a moron and an asshole."

by Intelligence001 February 22, 2020

Fuck her right in the pussy

Something all teenage boys wish they could actually achieve

"You know that girl Tina? I want to fuck her right in the pussy"

"You're like.. Twelve"

by Okayno1234 January 4, 2015

lol right?

your self-validating response following up your email/text reader's acknowledgment of the humor or absurdity of your initial observation/statement.

You: Cheryl bought another sweater for her poodle.
Friend: What a whack job.
You: lol right?

by KM settin it straight April 23, 2010

GET YA MIND RIGHT

A single from Young Jeezy's debut album: Let's Get It: Thug Motivation 101. The 10th track labeled "Get Ya Mind Right" is a reference to Jeezy as being the "realist gangsta alive". The song also references several activities one has to "Get Ya Mind Right" for; i.e trapping, disrespect (perceived and actual), police pursuits/interrogations/custody/harassment, baby mama drama, D Boy activities and so on......

Over time this has grew into a state of being for individuals who have become deeply rooted in the associated culture. While mainly being confined to the southern states...over time the ideology has grown to a significant portion of the U.S

(in the club) Offender-"YOU want ME to APOLOGIZE for stepping on your shoe's!!"

Defender (2 seconds go by)-....slap(forehand)...slap(backhand) "Get Ya Mind Right and keep moving".

Soon to be wifey- If you're not going to marry me soon; I'M LEAVING YOU!!!

Soon to be ex- "Bitch Get Ya Mind Right before I replace your ass with an upgrade!"

Officer- Are you aware you were driving 7 over the speed limit.

Defender- "Get Ya Mind Right with this bullshit before I call internal affairs about harassment"!!!

by kneelxb4xzodd July 27, 2011

I know, right?

A way to agree with someone. Saying you had that same idea in your head.

Carrie: I can't belive Alvin cut her hair like that!
Lisha: I know, right?

by dicesha April 23, 2008

Girl-for-right-now-friend

A girlfriend that literally is for the "right now" benefit whether it be physical or other. It can also be a girlfriend because you are bored. This GF can also be a filler until you either get back with your ex-girlfriend or you end up with the girl you really want.

In rare cases, the girl "for right now" friend can end up being a long-term girlfriend.

Brosive: I'm going out with Kelli tonight.

Brosive's friend: Is she your GF?

Brosive: Nah bro, she's just my Girl-for-right-now-friend...

Brosive's friend: Sweet Bro!

by Shinanigans89 May 9, 2009