pulled a sage

When someone says they'll call you back but never does.

"Sage just pulled a sage again." "Wow they're so pulling a sage right now."

by kayoriko November 18, 2021

Pulling A Broghan

Threatening to shoot someone, writing a detailed plan, and then getting arrested for two years on a charge of conspiracy to commit first degree murder.

Dio: "Oh, Jotaro, you're approaching me?"
Jotaro: "I can't start pulling a Broghan without getting close."

by yeeyooweewoo October 22, 2019

Pull a Jared

When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.

You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Pulling a Joey

The act of deceiving someone by telling them something you're not. (lying)

Cute Cali Girl: So what kind of arguments do you get into with your ex?
Joey: I actually don't argue with a girl....ever.... I'm just "old fashioned" you could say...
Cute Cali Girl: Stop it, you're Pulling a Joey

by TheStealthAssassin September 1, 2021

pulled a Mandolesi

to screw up something, to fix something that is not broken and make it worse, lack of common sense, bad management...

He really pulled a Mandolesi when he "upgraded" our equipment and caused more problems than solved.

by the workers of ipsco tubulars October 11, 2007

Pull Root

(Verb) To jerk off, to masturbate, to wank, to spank the monkey.

I sat down to write my Aunt Edna an email, but then I ended up pulling root to photos of my ex-girlfriend.

I wish I was a turnip farmer, so I could pull root all day.

by tincan77 October 25, 2011

pulling an esma

To essentially become the biggest anchor known to man. Not even Zeus himself could lift it. Good for shoulder workouts on Thursdays.

Oh wow! You haven't done your part even though you've had more than enough time to complete the task and you have the nerve to show up to group meetings with a straight face? Damn, really pulling an Esma there.

by BroadShoulders September 18, 2017