La Junta Lead Pipe

“A condom, usually filled with Methamphetamines or other home grown narcotics, used as a disciplinary device for when your step wife forgets to bring home sonic for dinner”

“Damn bro, cousin Jane had not one, but two black eyes this morning. Brad must’ve dialed up a La Junta Lead Pipe when she forgot the corn dogs”

by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023

The Golden Pipe

An ABSOLUTELY MAAAAARVELOUS INSTRUMENT of POWER and GENEROSITY! AFFIXED TO THE ONE TRUE LORD OF HORROR LAND!

HEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!! I HAVE COMETH TO DELIVER THE GOLDEN PIPE. THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDENNNNNNNNNN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!!! MMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRVVVVVEEELLLLOUS!!!!!

by The Golden Pipe October 1, 2023

keep the dog off the half pipe

Due to the low center of mass of most dogs, people often think putting them on a skateboard and dropping them into a halfpipe would be a good idea. This could not be further from the truth, for anyone going down a halfpipe should wear the necessary equipment, and companies do not yet supply helmets to dogs. In conclusion, keep the dog off the halfpipe and stay safe.

Yo bro, you really shouldn't go out to that party during this pandemic.

Why?
Uh cuz keep the dog off the half pipe
ooo shit bro, you right

by bigthunker November 7, 2020

flesh pipe

A word for cock that i have now officially coined. Also just like teh term skin pipe and skin cigar, except a little different.

go smoke a flesh pipe you cokcsucking jackassss

by Lukasa March 23, 2005

stove pipe

The biggest blackest cock on the planet. Most girls crave this piece of meat.

Susan: Hey beth i heard you took Jamal's stove pipe last night.
Beth: Yea it was sooo much better than mikes!

by B willy November 9, 2006

Clogged Pipe

When a man is having anal sex with a constipated woman, and when he pulls out she shits all over his face

Aww fuck you clogged piped me BITCH!!!

by Mr. MyyDixiNormous March 8, 2009

Tuna pipe

That hot smelly, steamy, slimy spot between a woman's legs that reeks of tasty, tangy tuna.

Hey girl! When you gonna let me cram my big ole hog leg up in that stinky tuna pipe?!!!

by Homey D August 29, 2010