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La Junta Lead Pipe

“A condom, usually filled with Methamphetamines or other home grown narcotics, used as a disciplinary device for when your step wife forgets to bring home sonic for dinner”
“Damn bro, cousin Jane had not one, but two black eyes this morning. Brad must’ve dialed up a La Junta Lead Pipe when she forgot the corn dogs
La Junta Lead Pipe by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023
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The Golden Pipe 

An ABSOLUTELY MAAAAARVELOUS INSTRUMENT of POWER and GENEROSITY! AFFIXED TO THE ONE TRUE LORD OF HORROR LAND!
HEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!! I HAVE COMETH TO DELIVER THE GOLDEN PIPE. THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDENNNNNNNNNN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!!! MMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRVVVVVEEELLLLOUS!!!!!

keep the dog off the half pipe 

Due to the low center of mass of most dogs, people often think putting them on a skateboard and dropping them into a halfpipe would be a good idea. This could not be further from the truth, for anyone going down a halfpipe should wear the necessary equipment, and companies do not yet supply helmets to dogs. In conclusion, keep the dog off the halfpipe and stay safe.
Yo bro, you really shouldn't go out to that party during this pandemic.

Why?
Uh cuz keep the dog off the half pipe
ooo shit bro, you right

flesh pipe

A word for cock that i have now officially coined. Also just like teh term skin pipe and skin cigar, except a little different.
go smoke a flesh pipe you cokcsucking jackassss
flesh pipe by Lukasa March 23, 2005

stove pipe 

The biggest blackest cock on the planet. Most girls crave this piece of meat.
Susan: Hey beth i heard you took Jamal's stove pipe last night.
Beth: Yea it was sooo much better than mikes!
stove pipe by B willy November 9, 2006

Clogged Pipe 

When a man is having anal sex with a constipated woman, and when he pulls out she shits all over his face
Aww fuck you clogged piped me BITCH!!!