A friend whose only redeeming quality involves possessing a comfortable bed or couch to sleep on after a long night of drinking. Typically found within walking distance of preferred bars and clubs.
Casey is such a dick, but he's a great crash piece every time I get too drunk drive.
Brittany is jelous of her imaginary future husband because he doesn't like her and he has a girlfriend who she doesn't like...... indicating that she is a jelly piece of shit