pearl necklace

when you tit-fuck a hot momma, and blow your load on her chest so it looks like pearls around her neck

Guy: Yo, you got one fine face, I could see my pearl necklace around it now

Girl: Then why don't you come to my place tonight and we can see what it'd really look like.

by Fidam September 19, 2005

pearl harbor

1. one of the worst disasters in US history.
2. one of the worst movies in history period.

Pearl harbor sucked.

by Adrian July 7, 2006

German's bombed Pearl Harbor

Ummm ... is it just me, or did the JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbor?

Yeah, and the Germans just bombed Pearl Harbor. You're so full of shit.

by KodiakMamaBear March 9, 2005

pearlygirl

a slang word for cocain,crack,ice,meth,
thats about it

i thank god every night for taking me off that pearlygirl-solja slim(R.I.P)

by anthony stone December 18, 2005

Pearfect

A woman, BBW, who is pearshaped because her hips are wide and her thighs are massive. Merging Pear with Perfect.

OMG have you seen Candi's hips? She is pearfect!

by Deezyfortwamp August 16, 2010

pearl harbour

When you jerk off and come in your belly button.

Jim made a perfect pearl harbour with his come.

by epsilonepsilonepsilon July 9, 2012

Pearl Eyesocket

an eyesocket that has been skull-fucked to the point that the eyeball has popped out and been replaced by the ejaculate

I gave that bitch a pearl eyesocket.

If you don't shape up, I'm gonna give you a pearl eyesocket.

by The Dude Man April 9, 2007