perfect game

When you take a dump, wipe once, check toilet paper and nothing is there except clean white paper.

Me: Yo Jesse, i just got off the toilet and feel great
Jesse: how come?
Me: Because I threw a perfect game!

by Beamen December 3, 2007

perfect boy

An urban myth or folk tale, made up by lonely, heartbroken girls to keep their lives worth living. He is non-existent, a fantasy. Yet many still continue to search for him, with no luck. There is no 'perfect', only 'fake' and 'lying'.

I've been searching for my perfect boy for so long now... I'm starting to think he's not real.

by gypsieprincess March 1, 2011

perfect crime

A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.

GHB and a Nixon mask, ahh the perfect crime! Good Luck testifying cupcake!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

The Perfect Catch

Not to be confused with "the one"
A bf/gf you love
and will not marry or stay with forever...

Reece and Kelsey, two teenagers, were in love and lust.
Obviously,
although kelsey thought they were going to get married one day
they were not meant to be forever.
That, is the perfect catch.
Catch the love, let it go, pass it on, let it show ;)

by Jay and Sessica August 27, 2009

Puzzle Perfect

When you see some majestic scenery that looks as if it is supposed to be a puzzle.

Guy 1: "Man, that mountain range is beautiful!"
Guy 2: "Yeah it's Puzzle Perfect

by ziggoman83 January 27, 2010

Perfect Theorem

Easiest way to prove a problem is correct.

Add infinity ( oo ) to both sides. Since you can't have an infinity greater than infinity, each side is equal to infinity and therefore correct.

2=7 Given
2+oo=7+oo Perfect Theorem
oo=oo Reflexive
:D You Happy

by J-Beezee November 8, 2006

Perfect Thickness

If you are an obese man, this is the size of woman you are most sexually attracted to.

Perfect thickness falls in the range of approximately 40 to 60 percent of the individual's body weight.

Look at that herd walking out of Weight Watchers...that's perfect thickness.

by bfuggly379 January 13, 2009