A Farewell to Pants

A graphic book by Chris MacQueeney. This book mocks a farewell to Arms by Ernst Hemmingway. This book contains graphic scenes and innapropriate material not suitable for children under the age of 17. This book has been rated R for raunchy.

That A Farewell to Pants Book was soo good. I loved that front cover with that nude picture of Chris on it!

by Yowza November 5, 2004

nudie pants

A term used to describe a naked body.

I'm home alone in my nudie pants, why don't you come join me.

by bumpandgrind April 21, 2006

fuzzy pants

A male youth of common breeding with a deluded fixation of his own importance. Has a confused or weak persona.

Fuzzy pants is boasting again BRAGGING

by ledlite December 18, 2011

Easy-pants

A girl who's a backstabber and a rather bad friend who steals their best mates guys. Has hands down the pants of most guys - is an easy slut - giving her the name "easy-pants" - please use.. it's a good term

Girl 1 - "OMG what's that girl doing with her hands down my boyfriends pants"
Girl 2 - "I don't know, she's just an easy-pants"
Girl 1 - "haha too right"

by Jelly_baby January 4, 2008

case of the pants

When one wants to get into another persons pants

"What happened to you and Steve? You two were so cute!"
"He had a case of the pants. I had to dump him"

by Alumni September 25, 2005

pants puncher

The equivalence to a homo- sexual man, (faggot, fag, fudgepacker,cock-rocker etc). Originated in the late 1970's, early 80's New York City. Gay men were spotted jerking each other off, and if seen from a distance, or from behind the recipient, it appears as though the jerker is "punching his pants," hence pants puncher.

"While driving by the YMCA, I saw a man on his knees, punching another man in the crotch repeatedly. I soon realized that I was mistaken, for the recipient of the punches was not wincing in pain, and as I drove closer I could see that the "pants puncher" was actually jerking off the standing man."

by Robert McMahon April 16, 2007

dandy pants

A person who is associated with the fancy, or often wears really fancy clothing.

"Hey Fred"
"Oh, Hi Mitch"
"Seems as though, you are enjoying your dandy pants"
"Why yes, they are of some fancy"

by Chet Overall February 1, 2005