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Orgasm Mansplainer

Man trying to mansplain to a women if she came or not during sex.

First described in a Reddit thread about a woman having sex with a guy that tried to argue that she came, even though she clearly didn't and said so to him.
person 1: "You just came."
person 2: "You are such an orgasm mansplainer."
by wœöégn§∑œ†nwi March 17, 2023
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Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.
Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.
by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022
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Kryptonian orgasm

So if all of supergirl's senses are enhanced, then her sense of touch is also enhanced, meaning them orgasms must feel good as hell. So in other terms, a Kryptonian orgasm is an orgasm so good you feel it through your entire body.
Person 1: Yo bro how was that date last night?

Person 2: I piped shawty so hard she had a kryptonian orgasm!
by John A. Apricot July 12, 2024
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orgasm overdose

When a Bitch orgasms multiple times in one fuck session and in a variety of combinations of the different types. Like, clitorial, vaginal, anal. A thru Z spot. And when her husband shoots his load in her ass 1 1/2 hours later she is mumbling incoherent ramblings and she’s shaking from head to toe with aftershocks because she’s orgasmed so many times she is comitose. Later on when she finally cums out of her orgasm induced coma she reveals tasting her mans jizz in her mouth while getting the shit fucked out of her and her man didn’t jizz in her mouth he jizzed in her ass!!! I literally seen the inside of my skull when my eyes rollled in the back of my head. If I die this way, know I died doing what I love and in complete orgasm overdose!!
“Dude, last night I fucked my wife for hours. She squirted one orgasm after another until she finally was mostly unconscious and in orgasm overdose. It was awesome!”
by Baaadass Bitch (Bab) April 16, 2019
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Super Shane orgasm

Super Shane orgasm

During sexual playtime with toys - When you have multiple orgasms, one after the other, or they may roll into one huge orgasm.
Nancy to her friends - “Omg I had an amazing out of body experience last night, my boyfriend treated me to the Super Shane orgasm!! I can’t wait to experience that again!!”
by Gigglegirl222 December 2, 2022
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alphabetical orgasms

Refers to da act of getting off on various situations and circumstances, such as:
BOARgasm: research about/interaction wif wild/male pigs
BOERgasm: research about/interaction wif Dutch/Huguenot settlers in Asia

BOORgasm: partaking in "crude 'n' rude" behavior
BOREgasm: creating holes or being dull-natured
COORgasm: guzzling a Silver Bullet
COREgasm: surveying da remains of a thoroughly-eaten apple
DOORgasm: being invited inside a dwelling
FOREgasm: hitting a golf ball (can also refer to premature ejaculation while engaged in "getting in da mood" activities)
FOURgasm: involving yourself wif dual twos of something
GOREgasm: research about/interaction wif da infamous "An Inconvenient Truth" politician, or anything regarding da infamous "Old Blood 'n' Guts" 4-star general
HOARgasm: anything gray or grayish-white
LOREgasm: studying/recounting tales from yesteryear
MOORgasm: researching/trekking broad grassy meadows
MOREgasm: when receiving anything additional

NORgasm: when neither option is available or doable
OARgasm: when paddling a boat
ORgasm: when given a choice of two options
OREgasm: when you "hit pay-dirt"
Additional examples of alphabetical orgasms may occur when:
POORgasm: being unable to "keep up wif da Joneses"
POREgasm: getting goosebumps
POURgasm: seeing liquid dispensed
ROARgasm: performing a loudly-celebratory "I da MAN!" chest-pounding routine after "getting lucky" wif a female
SOARgasm: when you perfect using a hang-glider
SOREgasm: anything regarding grumpiness or painful skin/muscles
TORgasm: anything regarding a rocky outcrop or hill
TOREgasm: when gleefully ripping things apart
TOURgasm: when partaking of a guided group-stroll
WARgasm: anything combat-related (da arrogantly-bold old-school military leader mentioned above likely experienced lots of these)
WOREgasm: researching/experiencing garments of some kind
YOREgasm: taking a trip down Memory Lane
YOURgasm: paying attention to/sharing resources wif someone else
by QuacksO January 23, 2022
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the orgasmic touch

When a woman is receiving pleasure by a finger and her climax makes her spring into the air like she is have a seizure.
Todd: I just fingered Milly so hard that she had the orgasmic touch and screamed.
John: Nice, man!
by Poopcicle July 13, 2014
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