by amy christ April 30, 2005
by BlueButterfly November 11, 2007
by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2008
A short dick man is an entitled dude that cannot bare to let his toxic masculinity get brutally and utterly butt-fucked by principals of femininity and aspects of love. He comes off as a real douche and will do anything to ensure his friends know that he is not about that soft life. He often radiates fuckboy vibes which is what you would expect, hence his lack of personality corresponds to the lack of dick that he has.
Samantha: Why can't we cuddle Mitch?
Mitch: Cuddling throws off my vibe. I don't want the lads to think I am a softie
Samantha: We are over! You are a SHORT DICK MAN!
Mitch: Cuddling throws off my vibe. I don't want the lads to think I am a softie
Samantha: We are over! You are a SHORT DICK MAN!
by CylinderB00bs October 11, 2020
In the same family as the upper decker,a short porch is the act of defecating on ones toilet seat whether it be for fun or revenge
by SJ Vegas August 28, 2008
Short for "2 pies short of a grand final". An Australian coloquialism referring to impaired or reduced mental capacity. Slightly crazy or stupid, not "all there". Derived from the custom of selling meat pies to the crowd during half time of a football match. Does not refer to being drunk or psycho.
by Tim Francis May 10, 2007
Said when you gotta dump real bad and there's no where to go and the turd is just about out the ass and its touchin the underpants.
by poopman9615 October 17, 2010