Gravy Crater

The pool of semen that accumulates in one's navel following a vigorous round of masturbation. Conversely, the pool of semen that accumulates in one's partner's navel following either pulling-out during intercourse or practicing the 'on me not in me' method of safer sex/frottage/pregnancy prevention.

As they lay next to each other, spent from their lustful exertion, Bill began to dip his fingers in Mike's gravy crater, delivering their salty sweetness to his tongue. "Damn, I'm a good cook", he said with a wicked smile.

by SonoranBear April 4, 2012

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Gravy dick

(n): A man who is incapable of achieving an erection; someone who claims to bed many women through the means of social networking sites, only he doesn't have the necessary tool in the toolbox.

At a fantasy baseball draft, David bragged about his sexual exploits; all the while, his friends knew he was a Gravy dick.

by Man with the Golden Dick July 26, 2011

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Cinnamon Gravy

A lady must consume a spicy meal wuch as an indian dish or anything south of the border. Preferably something she knows will give her diarrhea. She must then wait at least 6 hours before making the gravy.

After the six hours and her bowels start to grumble she must be inverted on her shoulders to create a bowl with her anus.

Her date must engage in anal sex and once he is ready to climax, he ejaculates on her anus. Then he mixes his semen with the juices made by the anal sex with his finger.

He then must lick his finger to sample it and feed the rest to the original chef.

I sure am hungry. I think im gonna whip up a batch of cinnamon gravy.

by The fecal chef October 12, 2023

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