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Burrito Job

its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.

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Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!
by jeever November 3, 2017
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Eskamo Job

The act of rubbing a penis with ones nose, with a goal of making the penis ejaculate.
Dude that girl gave me the best eskamo job of my life
by Coach Bailey July 9, 2011
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Katamari Job

To lather yourself in elmer's glue and roll around sticking as many objects, organic or inorganic, to your naked body as possible. All while humming the theme song to Katamari Damaci.
Jim was scared me at first, but I soon joined in the fun of Katamari Jobs.
by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014
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snoop job

The act of sneaking in to a guys room while he is sleeping and trying to give him a hand job before he wakes
I totally gave Barry a snoop job last night
by lingy95 March 28, 2015
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Tim job

Tim job. Different from a timjob. A Tim job is when you wear only a tool belt and give a rim job while doing your best impersonation of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor's icon grunt.
Friend #1: Girl, my man gave me the best Tim job last night!

Friend #2: Really?!? I'm so jealous my man's grunt still needs work so I'm never fully satisfied when he gives me a Tim job.
by Psymon1116 September 21, 2018
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Boiler Job

When a guy who owns a Harley Street Glide is giving another man a blowjob; whom is on the toilet with diarrhea.
I'm doing a boiler job for some guy.
by Sparky Nelson October 7, 2018
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Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"
Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.
by Random NPC June 28, 2020
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