When you prove your point that you are right but do not want to deliberately call the other person out as being an ignorant fool.

Or you give advice and you know the person will not follow it.
Hey you shouldn't put a fork in there... I'm not sayin' I'm jsut sayin'
by JasonFoster November 01, 2009
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I'm not gonna lie

A really annoying phrase that only a true douche bag would use.
Douche:That movie sucks, I'm not gonna lie

Normal Person: That movie sucked

by Billy Burge February 24, 2009
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i'm thinkin' arby's

a warning from guys to their guy friends when they see them talking to a girl who seems promiscuous or is a well-known slut, to keep them away from said girl, in reference to the girls vagina resembling an Arby's roast beef sandwich.
Sonny: "Hey, dude, I'm talking to that one Megan chick. She seems nice."
Hayden: "Dude, she's slept with so many guys. I'm thinkin' arby's."
by sonnyreyes July 12, 2008
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I'm literally a communist

A phrase originally uttered by British journalist, activist, academic and all-around legend Ash Sarkar in response to the odious Piers Morgan shouting accusations at and over her during an interview on Good Morning Britain, and wielded against him to great effect thereafter. It is known to exert a kryptonite-like effect on right-wing media hacks along with people who believe the USSR famine (so-called "Holodomor") was a genocide, keep revising the so-called "death toll" of communism further and further upwards, and/or peddle the utterly ridiculous belief that communism and fascism are one and the same, among others. Use wisely, for it is particularly destructive to incels who flood this website with duplicate definitions to make themselves feel better whilst sleeping alone at night.
"I'm not pro-Obama; I've been a critic of Obama, and a critic of the Democratic Party, because I'm literally a communist!"
by Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories January 24, 2019
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I'm not gonna play

-Refusal to go along with something.

-Refusal to participate in an activity.

-What you say to a drunken sailor who challenges you to a duel of some kind.
"That's right, Billy, I'm back and I want YOU!"

"I'm not gonna play. Why not that guy?"

"Because I already had him. THAT'S RIGHT KIDS I already had him!"
by Oplem April 25, 2005
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I'm on your schedule

It's a way of being in agreement and saying yes; it also means your actions or decisions in any given situation are predicated on the actions and decisions of another; you march to the beat of somone else's drum; you're willing to go with the flow; You're ready to do whatever they want or ask of you; ready to do things on their terms.
"Do you want to come with me to the mall, or are you busy?"
"I'm on your schedule, Madame."

"Since you're off tomorrow, could you drive me to work? I have to be there at 8am."
"I'm on your schedule."
by Bigdaddyken007 February 20, 2013
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